Also known as Cvldemon or Demonhair.

Is currently addicted to Prototype, Assassin's Creed, Skyrim, Portal, Fallout 3, The Darkness, and every other game that's decent.

Cape Horn anyone?

 

ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

(Source: vanillish)

etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

jaymamon:

Taxi driver who drives supernatural folks and monsters and gets the worst of them

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

weloveshortvideos:

validx2:

When your parents get mad that you cant find something that’s not where it’s supposed to be

mr-steal-yo-oscar:

kawaii-yandere:

warriorlovver:

carimehometonight:

kermitthefrrog:

So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.

I sent her this gif on accident.

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Why am I laughing so hard?

Did she reply?

This is so funny

What did she say omg

graphitedoll:

the sun, the stars, the moon

ahh! sorry i was gone for a long time! i don’t even have a good excuse !!

i was renovating my apartment… then i got caught up trying to buy the perfect things to decorate my newly renovated apartment, then it was 4 month later and i hadn’t drawn a thing…