May 2013
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sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
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bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
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holyfuckabear:
gabzilla-z:
fuckyeahsuperheroines:
I think every comic artist should be required to take at least a week’s worth of fashion design classes before they start working on a comic
they should go to Kubo’s school of fashion
kubo should quit comic books and just make clothes.
or make comics about fashionable people hanging out WHICH IS WHAT I THOUGHT BLEACH WAS ABOUT WHEN I...
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variablejabberwocky:
hypotheticalwoman:
3rdrudy:
emerald-observance:
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imsarahcate:
3rdrudy:
timewarp-grrrl:
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
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twistedviper:
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perfectionistdia:
whorusszahhak:
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY...
So there's only one channel in this motel,
robbidybobbin:
madeofmetals:
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere...
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50shadesofsolkat:
skrillidex:
mom, dad, im roosterteeth
the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
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geometricdeathtrap:
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metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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Watchfrolic-chronis:
I…what?!
love-courage-ham-and-a-spoon:
straightfacedstrangeness:
I’m checking the weather and on the site sidebar there’s an ad with this guy in it
AND ALL I CAN SEE IS THE LORAX
AHAHAHAHAAHAH THE LORAX IN FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER I BET AHAH
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Man I love cosplayers!
shaymine:
saltysteved:
gog bless
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