$nevananxa: thelizangel: askmeralandthehunters: demonsistersruru: asklaunamato: apocalypseabsent: ondeahy: ammodramus: peppermimint: emily-darko: on-your-own: valedoomings: guysdidyoubrakethewebsite: thatkooliegirl: I have a feeling the ‘voices’ is Dan… I ate a policeman because I’m hot and I do what I want. I smacked my cellphone because I was drunk. Wat. I danced with a mexican because that’s what I do. TRU FAX. I gave my number to a banana because that’s how I roll (◡‿◡✿) I smacked a homeless guy because I was drunk. Accurate. i kissed a goat because i was high yep i smacked a pickle because i hate myself i murdered my best friend because that’s how i roll i went out with myself because i was high. yay. {I sang to a pickle because I am drunk. Well at least it makes sense.} I shot a baseball bat because I’m retarded. That makes a lot of sense. I went out with a doctor because I was drunk……awesome..i hope he was hawt.. I choked on a pickle because I was high/drunk. (wearing stripes)Well shit that makes sense… >_>… <_<… stop looking at me like that. I fell in love with a ninja because that’s how I role. Seems about right.$

nevananxa:

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apocalypseabsent:

ondeahy:

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peppermimint:

emily-darko:

on-your-own:

valedoomings:

guysdidyoubrakethewebsite:

thatkooliegirl:

I have a feeling the ‘voices’ is Dan…

I ate a policeman because I’m hot and I do what I want.

I smacked my cellphone because I was drunk. Wat.

I danced with a mexican because that’s what I do.

TRU FAX.

I gave my number to a banana because that’s how I roll

(◡‿◡✿)

I smacked a homeless guy because I was drunk.

Accurate.

i kissed a goat because i was high yep

i smacked a pickle because i hate myself

i murdered my best friend because that’s how i roll

i went out with myself because i was high.

yay.

{I sang to a pickle because I am drunk.

Well at least it makes sense.}

I shot a baseball bat because I’m retarded.

That makes a lot of sense.

I went out with a doctor because I was drunk……

awesome..i hope he was hawt..

I choked on a pickle because I was high/drunk. (wearing stripes)

Well shit that makes sense… >_>… <_<… stop looking at me like that.